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Today’s BBBC question asks what I would do if I had my own sim:

You’ve been given a sim of your very own to use for free for one year.However, there are 3 rules. It cannot be residential, it cannot be commercial, and it has to be open to the public. What do you do with it?

Well, first off, I’d freak out.  No way I’d have enough money to afford my own sim that I’m not making money with, so I’m obviously loaded.  After spending a few hours setting up prim noobs and running them over with cars I would just start building.

I love retro future styling and I’d probably make at least part of it reflect that.  Perhaps four identical builds themed differently with a central meeting place where they all mesh together.

The whole build would be scripted and controllable via HUD… moving and changing lights, bridges, robot houses, raining penises…  complete chaos.  The island would be Mature because one of the quadrants would just be straight up internet memes.  Walk in through a goatse gate and catch a lemonparty on your way to the Hopkin green frog hunt.

On the ground would be fairly normal, but in the sky I’d love to let anyone do whatever they want.  If you’re offended, leave.

I would call it ‘lulz’.

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